Saturday, September 11, 2010

Julie Magnuson

Hey man! I just wanted to take some time out of this blessed day to tell you about probably the greatest person to walk this earth. Her name is Julie Magnuson, you may have heard about her. Although she does need some help revising her jokes and adding clarification, she will keep you giggerink and giggerink all day long. She has one cat named pixie, who some refer to as the devil. She also has three birds, not two! Recently I have uncovered one of her many hidden talents. She has the uncanny ability to hug my older sibling, keek. This is a very rare occurance and not even I can be within 2 foot radius of the highly feared keek. In the future, she hopes to attend comedy college so she can continue to keep the world lolling, not that she isn't funny enough as it is! She would most likely get an A in every funny class....... So during the summer she enjoys screaming at little children at her place of work, the Gahanna Swimming Pool. She also has been spotted out and about getting crazy with Niki Minaj. Not to make any assumptions, but I feel as if I have been replaced, AS A FRIEND! Julie Magnuson often spends her free time playing sudoku because she wants to be smarter than the asains that made it. Freecell has also taken over a large part of Julie's life. I personally have tried to be a good friend and get her off her addiction, but the stress is too great for her. She has a 98% winning streak. Yes, I have seen it. Yes, it is impressive. She has many strange and specific fears including salad dressing, elevators, mayonaise, ostriches, and the mail man. Throughout her lifetime, she wishes to work at sea world and train only the finest penguins since they are her almost favorite animal. Her favorite animal to walk this earth is the Quetzal. Only the Magnuson family has any idea what this animal is. Her favorite day is Wednesday because look at how its spelled! Wed-nes-day! How strange yet unique! Im very gald that you took time out of your blessed day to spend time reading this blog entry!

1 comment:

  1. Kim! since you didnt give me any ideas to respond to this, ill try my best. Im sorry that Julie is replacing you as a friend with Niki Minaj. You could become friends with Niki Minaj and replace Julie as a friend if you wanted, but that wouldnt be very nice! Im scared of elevators too so thats perfectly okay!

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